You know what I can't stand?

Annoying twats on the nest. I don't know what in the fuck they think they are doing. I never really figure out what in the hell they think they are going to get there.

The topics range in their specifics, but seem to have one common denominator: ignorance.

"I had sex once and it was a full moon. I then proceeded to fart and it smelled weird. Am I pregnant?"

"I just found out I am pregnant, I ate soft cheese like two months ago, will it hurt the baby?"

"I'm busy dropping crack, but I'm pretty sure I want a baby. My boyfriend, however, isn't ready. How can I busy myself so I don't think about having kids?"

"I don't have a job and my puppy is tired of me, I want a baby. I know that you might think that 19 is too young, but you don't know me, I'm way mature for my age!"

It never fails, these twats come on here, post and are immediately made fun of. When people point out their ignorance they all revert to the same tired bullshit.

"You're just jealous!" "You don't know me!" "I thought this was for women with (insert board title here), not for petty high school antics!" "Must be nice not having a life" "You must be as ugly inside as you are outside"

Guess what---we don't give a damn about you, you stupid \#/. Take your kum-bay-yah somewhere else. The only good thing you're doing on this board is giving the regulars something to laugh about.

The only thing more annoying that these twats are the pussy-ass "Regular lurkers" who only come out of the shadows to say how mean the regulars are and to offer support to the random n00bs. Guess what, no one gives a rats ass about you either.